I also consider this celebrity communication, Mister Jeff Atwood
Dreams
I had a dream last night that my house burned down, but I had to get something from the super market. Because my house burned down, I had no clothes, obviously, so I had to walk around naked.
No one was really that upset.
Advice for purchases
When it comes to deodorant, always buy two.
I consider this to be celebrity email
Maybe again
So maybe try and be funny? I dunno, lets see where this goes. Fingers crossed I won’t get fired again.